Top 5 old songs:
1. "Cold Turkey"- Big Boy Pete
2. "Where Were You?"- the Mekons
3. "Temporary Secretary"- Paul McCartney
4. "Caucasian Guilt"- Noh Mercy
5. "Crazy Horses"- the Osmonds

Top 5 songs that aren't really old:
1. "Cascades"- the Mantles
2. "Underwater 1"- Tyvek
3. "Stupid Street"- Home Blitz
4. "Ball of Fame"- Sic Alps
5. "Fuck Her Tears"- Times New Viking

Top 5 bands I wished still existed so my band could open for them:
1. Suburban Lawns
2. Wall of Voodoo
3. Essential Logic
4. Stiffs, Inc.
5. Henry's Dress

Top 5 things I've been for Halloween:
1. Mustard
2. A Q-Tip
3. The Earth
4. A Cholo
5. Dr. Strangelove

Top 5 visual artist heroes:
1. Ralph Eugene Meatyard- optician / photographer
2. Sister Corita Kent- nun / printmaker / filmmaker
3. Alexander Lobanov- mute / dumb / outsider self-portraitist
4. Art Clokey- creator of Gumby
5. Phillip Guston- painter